Occupy Movement: Sports Edition

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The occupy movement that started on wall street and has become a global phenomenon shows no signs of slowing down.  It is just a matter if time before it sweeps over the sports landscape. Taking that into account we give you a list of movements that should or are likely to happen... 

LSU fans should occupy honey badger's whereabouts to make sure he is eligible to play against Bama

Tim Tebow should occupy quarters 1-3

The Dolphins should be glad they continued to occupy the loss column #suckforluck

Donovan McNabb should occupy retirement.

If Peyton Manning wants to make sure the Colts aren't in position to draft Andrew Luck he should occupy the offensive coordinator duties

Tashard Choice should no longer occupy a roster spot for the Cowboys

West Virginia head coach Dana Holgerson should occupy the barbershop after occupying a Bill Murray Kingpin costume for Halloween.

Roddy White should be prepared for opposing fans to occupy Rodney chants.

For his postgame press conferences Ron Washington should occupy a jacket that isn't three sizes too big for him.

Tony Larussa should occupy a megaphone.

Top 10 reasons Mike Shanahan and the Redskins are considering signing Jamarcus Russell

If you are anything like me, you find the report that the Redskins are working out former Oakland Raiders quarterback Jamarcus Russell to be a little curious coming on the heels of Shanahan benching Donovan McNabb for lack of cardiovascular endurance. Turns out there is a method to Shanahan's madness as we have uncovered the top 10 reasons why the Redskins are considering this move:

10. Further embarass Cowboys when they beat them.

9. Shanahan would do anything to make Al Davis look bad.

8. Opposition might confuse him for an offensive lineman.

7. His big arm gives them a chance to pin the offense back when he throws a pick.

6. It only took him three tries to pass the conditioning test.

5. Keep entire bench warm for McNabb.

4. Have to play Giants twice.

3. Who else do they put in there, Rex Grossman?

2. They needed a nose tackle.

1. Two words: Jake Plummer

Donovan McNabb is down for the count

New video mashup, Donovan McNabb's story as told through the sports blogosphere and the sounds of Mike Tyson's Punch Out