Lottery numbers from the world of sports

With tonight's mega millions jackpot currently residing at approximately $355 million, lottery fever has captured the nation. We were fortunate enough to obtain some of the lotter numbers from figures in the world of sports.

Lebron James
2-Second banana.
3-Don’t you dare call him anything but a small forward
4-Everything was good until Game 5 vs. Boston
23-He told everyone this number should be retired so he’s hoping to be the only one to play it.
56-The highest number you can choose in Mega Millions and the approximate number of bad nicknames Lebron is going to give himself.
?-Still trying to figure out what he should do.

Brett Favre
0-How much effort was required for his cameo in There’s Something about Mary.
2-The number of interceptions in NFC Championship Games Favre wishes he could have back.
4-Did you see the Deadspin photos?
18-Number of guy who will break most of his records.
46-Approximate number of days Favre will hold ESPN hostage waiting to make his retirement announcement.
8-Number of the greatest iron man in sports.

Rich Rodriguez
1 the number of plays made by the Michigan defense this season (2 point conversion against Illinois)
2-Rich Rod got 2 more seasons at Michigan than he would’ve gotten at Alabama for the same results.
11-Closest he ever came to Ohio State
24-How many hours a day he wishes he would have never left West Virginia.
48-Number of states he is welcome in after his last two coaching jobs.
50-That’s five oh, as in call the police if he were to take the Pitt job.


Jim Harbaugh
1-Number of questions he answered from Michelle Tafoya last night.
2-Number of seconds he thought about taking the Michigan job.
6-Number of picks the San Francisco 49ers would like to trade up in the draft.
7-Number of wins Stanford can expect next season.
8-Number of wins it would take for the 49ers to make the playoffs in the NFC west.
49-Number of points he will try and hang on Pete Carroll every time they meet.

Do with these what you will but if you happen to win playing any of these numbers tonight, how about a little cut for us?

Top 10 punishments by the NFL for Brett Favre

With the news this morning that the NFL will be disciplining Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre in the next 48 hours, we have uncovered the Top 10 possible punishments commissioner Roger Goodell is considering levying against Favre.

10. Take Rachel Nichols place in Hattiesburg for Favre Watch 2011.

9. Permanent place on the cover of Madden.

8. Catch a bullet pass from Brett Favre.

7. Traded to the Redskins and having his 12 game start streak broken by Rex Grossman.

6. Has to star in a Law & Order SVU episode about himself and Jenn Sterger.

5. Get a new job with Fox Sports and discover he will be doing color commentary with Brad Childress.

4. One more throw in a NFC championship game.

3. Has to groom Aaron Rodgers to take over the Wrangler commercials.

2. When his jersey is retired in Green Bay it has to say Farve.

1. Isn’t going to Detroit 3 times in one season punishment enough.

Vikings, this is your reality.

After another loss last night and some mind-boggling throws by quarterback Brett Favre, Minnesota Vikings fans have to be thinking what exactly has happened to this season? Where did it all go wrong? Well we have a theory, and to try and explain it to you we need to reference one of the great movie series of all-time, Back to the Future. This was supposed to be the year where everything came together for the Vikings, ending in Dallas with a Super Bowl triumph. However, it seems what was supposed to be has careened off into an alternate 2010, where the triumph has been replaced with personal strife and in-fighting. We have diagramed what exactly has happened to the Vikings, Doc Brown style below:

Retirement Gone Wrong: Brett Favre and Urban Meyer

Check out the parallels between Vikings quarterback Brett Favre and University of Florida head coach Urban Meyer.

Tale of the Tape:




-Retired after losing NFC championship game to Saints.
-Retired after losing SEC championship game to Alabama.

-Favre’s Vikings were beaten in rematch with Saints 14-9.
-Meyer’s Gators were beaten in rematch with Alabama 31-6.

-Favre’s Vikings are 2-3 overall.
-Meyer’s Gators are 2-3 in the SEC.

-Favre’s consecutive start streak (now at 290 games) could be in jeopardy if he is found to have violated NFL’s personal conduct policy for alleged texts and photos sent to a former Jets employee.
-Meyer’s Gators streak of 89 straight weeks being ranked in the Associate Press Top 25 poll ended after a 10-7 loss versus Mississippi State this past weekend.

-Percy Harvin bailed out Favre and the Vikings in a win over Dallas yesterday with a 95 yard kickoff return for a touchdown.
-Urban Meyer would give anything to replace Chris Rainey with Percy Harvin.

-Favre’s Vikings play archrival Packers this weekend with chance to get back to .500 and in the playoff hunt.
-Meyer’s Gators play archrival Georgia this weekend and still control their destiny in SEC East.

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