Thursday, October 21, 2010

Brian Wilson joins the NWO

Remember when Hulk Hogan devastated the pro wrestling world and joined forces with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash to form the NWO? Well from then we went down a crazy path of beard proportions with Hulk Hogan where we never were quite sure what to make of the black beard and bleach blonde hair, we only knew there would be hell to pay in the form of a leg drop if the bandana came off. Now enter Giants closer Brian Wilson… this has been the year of the beard, from the epic beard man bus fight, to Brady’s Bieber look vs. Moss’ “homeless” look. Wilson has taken it to a whole new level, exposing America and the world to his look in the baseball playoffs. We at MiniVanGundy suspect that Wilson used up all his spray paint to aid his look (how else do you explain the glazed look in Wilson’s eyes before every pitch), however, that did not stop him from belt whipping anyone who stood in his path the way Hollywood used to.

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